The Official Chuck Norris Thread

I just say a cool photo of Chuck in a little Mexican place we eat lunch at called Tiuana Flats...

 

26. Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.

27. 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

28. Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three.

29. Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

 

23. Contrary to popular belief, Mr. T was not beat by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky III. He actually lost to Stallone's stuntman, Chuck Norris. It took 5 hours of work by a dozen makeup artists to make Chuck Norris ugly enough to be a believable Stallone. Even with Chuck Norris, it was still necessary to use 3 metric tons of animal traquilizers to knock Mr. T out long enough for a 10 count.

24. The shortest distance between two distinct and seperate points is, in fact, Mr. T.

25. Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

 

# When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.

# When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop, and die.

# We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He's never had one.

# Chuck Norris bites the hand that feeds him�and eats their entrails.

# An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A Chuck Norris a day kills.

# Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

 

Mr T:

 

Chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open

 

*Ahem*

 

What? I bet he can!

 

Kidz piss on Snow writing their names, Chuck norris pisses on Concrete and writes his name

 

Now that is called Chuck powa!

 

cheapez cat kick chuckies butt cat wins






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cheapez cat rulz




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Haha, Nice PS Skillz ROOFIS

 

Chuck found a good steak house!

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hahaha.. The best jokes about Chuck Norris. LOL

 

When Chuck norris does pushups. he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down

 

Chuckie's forum accounts never get banned, "he's always one step
ahead of the mods"







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You see all those Chinese Shaolin Monks?
Well Chuck Norris taught them all..

East or west Chucks Norris is the best.

 

George Bush boosts the Public interest in NASA's manned lunar program.
Chuck Norris boosts NASA's manned lunar program!

Chuck Norris dosn't fear an alien invasion. An alien invasion fears Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris never has life insurance. Life insurance has Chuck Norris!







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Funny stuff guys!