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The Official Chuck Norris Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cheap SEO Services, Dec 11, 2008.

  1. #1
    Post comments, pics, jokes or anything else to do with Chuck Norris here. He's a living legend (or is he a living leg end? :D).

    Here's my offer:
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    Is there anything Chuck Norris can't do?
    What can Chuck Norris do that others can't?
    What's the best acting job Chuck Norris has done in his career?
    What's the worst acting job Chuck Norris has done in his career?

    Enjoy!

    Co :D
     
    Cheap SEO Services, Dec 11, 2008 IP
  2. Agent_Dweeb

    Agent_Dweeb Peon

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    I bet Chuck Norris can even kill himself by being too awesome!
     
    Agent_Dweeb, Dec 11, 2008 IP
  3. esidyo

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  4. vccseller

    vccseller Active Member

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    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


    LOL Classics.
     
    vccseller, Dec 11, 2008 IP
  5. esidyo

    esidyo Peon

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    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
    Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
    Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
    Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
     
    esidyo, Dec 11, 2008 IP
  6. ROOFIS

    ROOFIS Well-Known Member

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    That poor animal!! :eek: I've got a friend who wants to teach Mr Norris
    a thing or two about animal cruelty

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    ROOFIS
     
    ROOFIS, Dec 11, 2008 IP
  7. cheapez

    cheapez Active Member

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    Chuck Norris can do better than that to a dog that is much bigger than him.
     
    cheapez, Dec 11, 2008 IP
  8. tiger325

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    haha these are great guys
     
    tiger325, Dec 11, 2008 IP
  9. ROOFIS

    ROOFIS Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris vs The Cheapez Cat:D:D

    My moneys on the cat !!
     
    ROOFIS, Dec 11, 2008 IP
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    What? You started this supapower thread and miss to warn me?

    Beware!

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    Powa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :D
     
    scubita, Dec 11, 2008 IP
  11. dmi

    dmi Active Member

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    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

    This is definitely the best one, imo. LOL.
     
    dmi, Dec 11, 2008 IP
  12. Meener

    Meener Banned

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    I ROFL'ed at that one. Literally, I was on the ground laughing.
     
    Meener, Dec 11, 2008 IP
  13. FaceJolt

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  14. yousellstuff1

    yousellstuff1 Active Member

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    chuck norris is a beast, that is all i am going to say. There is nothing he can't do.
     
    yousellstuff1, Dec 11, 2008 IP
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    Good old Chucky :D
     
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  16. SunHunter

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    [​IMG] - Loved that show :(

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    This is Chuck Norris:
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    having victory over Skippy.
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    being Yoda
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    being not himself
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    beefing up.
     
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    Because nobody dares question Chuck Norris.

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    Chuck Norris farts pyroclastic clouds and blames them on active volcanoes. They just happen to be in the same vicinity of his presence.
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    Chuck Norris sent jesus a birthday card on december 25th. It wasn't jesus' birthday, but he was too afraid to tell Chuck Norris otherwise.

    People tell dumb blond jokes, but nobody ever asks why the blonds are dumb: Chuck Norris prefers Brunettes and redheads.

    god created the universe so he could have somewhere to hide after Chuck Norris beat him up.

    **Disclaimer: I am atheist, and use jesus/god for comedic effects.
     
    jumpboy11jaop, Dec 12, 2008 IP