I bought a boiled bone for my dog from a pet shop, on the wrapper was, not for human consumption.???????( a boiled bone ???). Went to a park a while back in the middle of the grass, so far away so you had to walk on the grass to see it was, Keep off the grass.???????? On a hairdryer my wife bought, not to be used whilst in the bath.( would you)?? anybody want to share...
There's loads of these: "May contain traces of nuts" - seen on a packet of peanuts. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot" - on a coffee cup "Do not iron clothes on body" - on an iron "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly" - on a child's Superman costume "Do not use orally after using rectally" - on a digital thermometer "Not dishwasher safe" - on a TV remote control Check out some more here.
"May contain stones." On a packet of dates. That rocks. That should be on all products. I also liked Jeremy Clarkson's dig at the 'exhaust may be hot' stickers on US cars.
- on antiseptic creams and suchlike. Now dont they realize that if I'm clever enough to be able to read what it says, i'd also be smart enough to know that its not toothpaste