Friends, yesterday I was on my YM and I got a contact invitation and I added him. Look at the chat below, I had with a freelancer who wanted to work for me, but could not. This was the most hilarious chat in my life. Freelancer: Hi, I just came to know that you need a person to submit articles? Me: Yes, do you have any experience in that work? Freelancer: which work? Me: Article posting, what else. Freelancer: Yes, I can write articles. Me: Ok, But I need a poster not a writer. I have an article and I want you to post in the directories mentioned in the list I provide you. Freelancer: How many articles are der? Me: just one article and to be posted in several directories. Freelancer: Why don’t you do this work yourself? Me: Lol. I do not have time that's why I want to outsource this work? Freelancer: Do I have to pay to someone, if I post an article to these directories. Me: oh no! why will you pay? The directories are free. You need to create account and post article on each directory. Freelancer: account? Wt account? Me: Account on these directories, I mean you will have to be registered first. Freelancer: What is your paypal password? Me: what? Freelancer: What is your paypal password? Me: Why you need that? And why I will give you? Freelancer: Actually, if you do not pay me then I can transfer the amount myself after completion of work, actually I want to confirm that I will get payment. Me: Lol. No one will give you the paypal pw, from which country you are? Freelancer: Bangladesh, ok, tell me the work now. Me: OMG, what we were talking before this. I have an article and I want you to submit that article to different directories and I will pay you. Freelancer: Are you a female? Me: now why you want this info ? Does it matter? Freelancer: No, simply. Me: Ok, so you are interested in this work? Can you do it? Freelancer: I do not know anyting about coding. Me: Oh man! Why coding? Freelancer: I mean to say I do not know about any html tags to submit articles. Me: I will provide you everything, just create account and copy and paste the matter. Freelancer: about what nich the articles are? Me: you mean 'niche'? Freelancer: ya ya Me: those are related to SEO Freelancer: You do a lot of misspelled? Me: how? Freelancer: The correct term is CEO and not SEO, my uncle is CEO. check above what you typed? Me: no, it is seo and I think you know nothing about internet marketing, I need to find someone other for this work. Freelancer: wait… Me: What? Freelancer: I am a graphic designer too. I can design some good things 4 u. Me: like? Freelancer: like anything you want, for example if you have a color photo and want to convert it to black n white then I can do it for you for $1 only for all sizes. Me: Can you create a banner? Freelancer: No, I am not a painter, I am talking about photoshop not the real painting. Photoshop is a computer software that is used for image editing. Me: Oh really! Thanks for this great info. You changed my life completely. Freelancer: so, do you have any work in photoshop Me: first, tell me what is your age? Freelancer: I was born in 1887 Me: what? Freelancer: sorry, 1987 Me: ok, I will get back to you when I hv some work, thanks for your time. Freelancer: so, you do not have any work for now? Me: sorry. Freelancer: I will complaint moderators that you start false threads to waste people time. Me: Do what you want, please leave me, thanks, bye
beyond retarded! ha ha ha... excellent term, I was looking for such a term for that guy. it is great! Thanks for suggesting. cheers!
bangalies , they simply don't know anything at all he was asking you whether you are a female or not so he can play a bit with you you shouldn't have completed the chat from the first time when you sounded odd
Actually, he means Bangladeshis, the residents of Bangladesh. Actually, we can not judge the country people talking to one stupid person.
haha...very funny specially that part when he said " The correct term is CEO and not SEO, my uncle is CEO " haha
Oh boy this was really wtf I laughed so hard, guy is obviously multi practical but you fail to see his potential
you know... this could easily become a unique article. The IM conversation that is. Maybe a subniche too keep this guy talking, open a related .com and I'm sure people will follow up the updates (make sure you keep the anonymity the way it is). It was a good read
I am sure that was a female.. once I also got a chat like this.. but not this funny.. maybe she told you true at this