The most PATHETIC sales pitch i ever saw

Discussion in 'ClickBank' started by Darkeralice, Dec 10, 2010.

  1. #1
    I just got this spam email from a "guru".
    it was so pathetic that i felt i just had to share this on the forum


    Hey Subscriber

    I have heard the Wikileaks is about to release an "unknown" document
    that reveals the EXACT System that people are using to earn up to
    $1325.49 per day.


    ==> You can't afford to miss this:

    You see this information was supposed to be "kept quiet"
    by the power that be, because if released to the general public
    then it would no longer be effective.

    The fact of the matter is that we cannot withhold information that
    can keep you from earning thousands of dollars a day.
    It is just not fair.

    What I have done is stuck a special deal that is going to allow
    you to access this "wikileaks" information that is going to
    Reset your financial blueprint and put you on the road to RICHES.

    THE CATCH IS THAT YOU CANNOT TELL ANYBODY.


    ==> That is right click here Quickly and don't tell your neighbor:

    Talk soon,
    Joe


    P.S. Even if I wanted to share this information again, I could not
    you see "they" are going to shut this down soon. How soon?
    I don't know, but I do know that you could easily make 5 figures
    quick before anybody catches on. Click here now.


    ==> If you want to earn 5 figures this month then click here now:
     
    Darkeralice, Dec 10, 2010 IP
  2. terryd

    terryd Well-Known Member

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    #2
    Yep..........that's when I hit "Unsubscribe"!
     
    terryd, Dec 10, 2010 IP
  3. stats

    stats Well-Known Member

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    #3
    the catch is that there are still dumb a** ppl who not even click - but also put a trust in whatever comes after that click ..
     
    stats, Dec 10, 2010 IP
  4. snakeair

    snakeair Notable Member

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    #4
    I would unsubscribe from that list. I don't get on peoples lists to get scammy type emails like that. Actually anyone mentioning wikileaks in a email, i will unscribe from there list. lol
     
    snakeair, Dec 10, 2010 IP
  5. topcash

    topcash Peon Affiliate Manager

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    #5
    yes very bad.
     
    topcash, Dec 12, 2010 IP
  6. Paidi

    Paidi Well-Known Member

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    #6
    lol...heights of promotion.

    but, what would be the mind set of common web user who is interested in that particular niche ?
     
    Paidi, Dec 12, 2010 IP
  7. averyz

    averyz Well-Known Member

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    #7
    lol.. Fail
     
    averyz, Dec 12, 2010 IP
  8. cpaffi

    cpaffi Peon

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    #8
    that really funny
     
    cpaffi, Dec 12, 2010 IP
  9. IsraeI

    IsraeI Peon

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    #9
    LOL

    That was real funny.
     
    IsraeI, Dec 12, 2010 IP
  10. Smitten

    Smitten Well-Known Member

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    #10
    Exploitative and lacking scruples? Definitely. Pathetic? Not really, and the person who wrote this copy obviously wasn't shooting in the dark.
     
    Smitten, Dec 13, 2010 IP
  11. newsuperaffiliate

    newsuperaffiliate Peon

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    #11
    Very poor attempt, I think I am the same as everyone else, un sub for sure.

    Alex.
     
    newsuperaffiliate, Dec 13, 2010 IP
  12. rlerza

    rlerza Peon

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    #12
    ye the sad thing is that it's happening always more, they think that we are a bunch of stupid people believing in everything they say.
    Just unsubscribe from all of them and that's it, no more B.S.
     
    rlerza, Dec 13, 2010 IP
  13. danes1

    danes1 Peon

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    #13
    what a joke, the things people try to get away with!
     
    danes1, Dec 13, 2010 IP
  14. moneynetbus

    moneynetbus Peon

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    #14
    ha, thats funny. Some people like to get on the band wagon of anything hey! Unfortunately there are so many people who would fall for something like this though.
     
    moneynetbus, Dec 13, 2010 IP
  15. Rydel23

    Rydel23 Peon

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    #15
    zomg gimme the link..... haha
     
    Rydel23, Dec 16, 2010 IP
  16. Bill_filinsky

    Bill_filinsky Peon

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    #16
    Boy, that's pretty horrific.
     
    Bill_filinsky, Dec 20, 2010 IP
  17. Le Dangles

    Le Dangles Member

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    #17
    haha that's good stuff! I didn't think anyone would be able to turn around and use the wiki-leaks scandal to try and promote a product like this. It might not sound convincing to internet marketers in this forum but I bet they will be able to exploit some poor unsuspecting victims.
     
    Le Dangles, Dec 20, 2010 IP
  18. jamieseo

    jamieseo Peon

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    #18
    Give people a message they want to believe - even if it seems ludicrous, and you will find some sucker take the bait :(
     
    jamieseo, Dec 20, 2010 IP
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    Dalyinx Peon

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    #19
    That is pretty bad, but I've seen worse.
     
    Dalyinx, Dec 20, 2010 IP
  20. r3dbar0n

    r3dbar0n Peon

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    #20
    Deleting the e-mail and putting their address in your junk list is the best thing to do. When you unsubscribe you verify a valid e-mail address and the next thing you know you're getting all kinds of spam because they sell your e-mail address.
     
    r3dbar0n, Dec 20, 2010 IP