The Most Functional Word in the English Language

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by sawz, Sep 17, 2007.

  1. #1
    HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
    Well, it's shit . that's right, shit!
    Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

    You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
    forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

    Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the
    difference between shit and shineola.
    There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull
    shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.



    You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or
    duck when the shit hits the fan.

    You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
    You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in
    shit.

    Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, ! and
    some days are just plain shitty.
    Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there
    are times when you feel like shit.

    You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the
    wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

    You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up
    shit creek without a paddle.
    Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
    fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
    block of the English language.
    And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
    anything else!!
    You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
    don't give a shit!
    Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I
    do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, ! without a bunch of shit. But,
    if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
    Well, Shit Happens!!!
     
    sawz, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  2. taimour

    taimour Peon

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    #2
    hahahaha .... nice shit
     
    taimour, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  3. flash902007

    flash902007 Banned

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    #3
    Hahaha a very shit hot post!
     
    flash902007, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  4. Zulka

    Zulka Peon

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    #4
    very true!
    nice one (shit):D
     
    Zulka, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  5. Computerized

    Computerized Well-Known Member

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    #5
    What a crappy thread! :p :D
     
    Computerized, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  6. uglyboy

    uglyboy Peon

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    #6
    Thats the most shit I've seen in ages...

    sawz's started the shittiest thread on DP.. :D
     
    uglyboy, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  7. anions

    anions Notable Member

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    #7
    Nice one, but I aint gonna take the bait and say "shit"...

    Shit, I just did...
     
    anions, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  8. linkmistress

    linkmistress Peon

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    #8
    My favorite saying (SHIT HAPPENS)
     
    linkmistress, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  9. tigrrra

    tigrrra Well-Known Member

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    #9
    man i always thought it was fu*k
     
    tigrrra, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  10. jester602

    jester602 Well-Known Member

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    #10
    Haha, I found this thread really creative. Thanks for sharing it with us/me.

    It gave me a giggle, a chuckle, and maybe a 'lol' in real life. :p

    I think I might share it with a few of my friends.~
     
    jester602, Sep 17, 2007 IP
  11. sawz

    sawz Prominent Member

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    shit does happen, i mean, look at this thread...shitty...:D
     
    sawz, Oct 11, 2007 IP