The Mommy Test

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  1. #1
    Here is just a wee bit of fun thats all. Enjoy......


    The Mommy Test

    I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
    off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away
    from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.
    "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
    dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter
    looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know
    all this stuff? You are so smart."

    I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy
    Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked
    along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering
    this new information.

    "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to
    be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.



    When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
     
    lpstong, Dec 15, 2006 IP
  2. Hiops

    Hiops Peon

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    #2
    Was she afraid to be a daddy, and that's why she obeyed you? That's probably a smart pedagogical trick.
     
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    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    #3
    Chicks never get the 5 second rule either.
     
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  4. lpstong

    lpstong Notable Member

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    #4
    This wasnt my daughter. It was just a story that was sent to me via email. :D
     
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    Hiops Peon

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    I suspected that, because in real life kids never react like that.
     
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  6. Correctus

    Correctus Straight Edge

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    #6
    w/e Hiops, its a good joke nevertheless, nice spark of humor :D

    IT
     
    Correctus, Dec 15, 2006 IP
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    ecolatur Well-Known Member

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    #7
    i too suspected that.
    seriously in real life kids never react like dat.

    Abhilash.
     
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  8. hextraordinary

    hextraordinary Well-Known Member

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    #8
    Since you're already in the mood of destroying a good joke...... 4 year olds are way over putting things they find on the street in their mouths. :D
     
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    #9
    To destroy the joke myself, that Mom was stupid about agreeing to her daughter's stupid thoughts. Being a mom or dad depends on OTHER stuff the kid deserves to know about it doesn't depend on a stupid test.

    IT
     
    Correctus, Dec 16, 2006 IP
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    lpstong Notable Member

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    #10
    It appears you have not been around children very much. Babies, toddlers and pre school age children always have a tendancy to pick things up off the ground and put it in their mouth. So this is where the "Parent" steps in and teaches them.

    And also to know that the proper spelling of dat is that. There, a teaching moment brought to you by a mother. Because children spell, "that" like dat.

    Btw - the joke is not to demean either gender. The story never claimed a father being "stupid". A child, mother or fathers thoughts are not stupid. Just misguided or unthoughtful. But never stupid.

    People need to lighting up. Its a joke a story. Really now people..............
     
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    Its just a joke story, but people fail to understand that.

    Leave your criticism under your desk next time when you read a joke neebs :D :D

    IT
     
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  12. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    As a daddy, as long as it has not been in dog poop, it's A OK!
     
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    hextraordinary Well-Known Member

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    #13
    I dont know what kind of children you have around you, but none of MY kids ever put anything of the street in their mouth after the age of 2. Maybe it just depends on the parenting.... Picking things of the street and putting it in their mouth are to very different things.

    Yuck!!!
     
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    lpstong Notable Member

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    #14

    So you proved my point children do put things in their mouth than.

    BTW - People this was just a story a joke. A fictitous one at best............
     
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    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #15
    Mine is 3.5 years old. Never puts anything in his mouth, save for food. He's always been that way. He never sucked on his fingers/thumb, does not put toys in his mouth, and if he finds food on the floor, he put it in the garbage.

    I'd like to say I've been lucky, but my wife has been a great teacher. He's just an all around good kid. Perfect baby, never saw any terrible 2's or 3's... I would say, overall, he has been perfect. After this experience, I would highly recommend children. They are extremely easy to take care of, an absolute joy to be around and never cease to amaze you. The little things they say, do, etc.. It's just amazing to see them grow up!
     
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  16. hextraordinary

    hextraordinary Well-Known Member

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    But you completely missed mine, what I said was that a 4 year old doesn't.

    You think this joke was destroyed enough or we should continue? :D
     
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    lpstong Notable Member

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    #17
    And I am sure everyones child is perfect. I have the 2 most wonderful children myself.

    Again people this is just a fictitious story............People if you dont see the value of a joke move on thats all.

    And yes a 4 year doesn't put things in ones mouth. But what one fails to see, is this is a fictitious story. Its just a story thats all. Nothing to get upset over. Some people saw the value, chuckled and moved on. And I am sure there are those who didnt see the value and move on as well.

    Really People....you need to lighting up here.

    And yes I see that this was pretty much destroyed but can possible recover Hex. Not all people see this the same way as you do. A few saw the value of this story, commented and moved on. Regardless if their child put items in their mouth or not.
     
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    Nice one. Did you know:
    "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
    Maryon Pearson
     
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