I pledge to strive wholeheartedly to make the most amount of money while doing the least amount of work possible. I pledge to develop passive revenue streams that maintain themselves using automated systems. I pledge to outsource anything that possibly can be outsourced. My core competencies are thinking, planning and strategizing, and my time spent on those activities will yield the highest ROI. I pledge to have a secretary/personal assistant and/or mistress to take care of pesky details. I pledge to only give my phone number to very close associates. Everyone else will have to email me. I will compulsively check my email throughout the day, but it may take me up to a week to answer one, especially if the reply requires effort on my part. I pledge to use Digg, Reddit, Delicious and the like as a shortcut to link building. The Digg community is a bunch of annoying little wankers but I will play the game until my sites all have TrustRank out the wazoo from dozens of successful link baits. I pledge to get dressed only after the noon hour. Getting dressed implies putting on pajama pants or sweats instead of boxers only. It does not necessarily imply the presence of a shirt. I pledge to extend myself outside of the SEO realm only into even lazier and more defensible areas. Namely, domaining. I pledge to waste at least two hours a day on Threadwatch, WebmasterWorld and Bloglines. Not because I’m learning anything new, but because I’m bored. I pledge to be a Lazy SEO! Join with me brothers!
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