The Jokes Thread

You sure?? it does look like a pillow.

 

Have you ever seen that movie?

Rob is talking about having his hands between another man's butt cheeks.

 

I don't know what the big deal about pillows is. I love to hug dirty pillows.

(Why did this post have to come AFTER HU's )

 

Because now everyone knows you like to hug dirty men's butt cheeks.

 

Well, since you shot down my goal of becoming the pee-pee inspector yesterday, I guess I had to find other work

 

Well I still don't know if you're a guy or a girl.

 

You callin me Pat?

 

I've just never read any of your posts where I could make an infomred decision. And it's not like your user name is mike or katie or something and the mcrib is so good guys and girls both like it.

 

Does that happen often?
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A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

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Oh man, I wanna cry now . I didn't realize I was androgynous. LOL I'm definitely posting in my manly deep voice now (Just for the record, dirty pillow = B O O B I E S ! !)

 

Yeah all the talk of crying and penis inspecting and see how I would be confused?

 

lorien, I allways tought you are a boy, born on 1973.



Till now

joke..

 

God bless those kids..

 

That is something I won't even go against. I like that it doesn't single anyone out

 

So LORIEN is a man. Good to know

 

When you had the jumping cow avatar I used to think you were female

 

Talking to???

 

That was before you were a member here (talking to Lorien)

 

It was a bull, he had horns I'll have his wang out if he comes back LOL

 

I like fluffy pillows...above a firm stomach and tight waist.


(I thought Lorien was a girl for a while too. "lorien" is a somewhat feminine name)