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The Jokes Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dominic, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. _vlada_

    _vlada_ Peon

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    #181

    Uhhhh.. Who is racist here?

    For your info Bosnia-Herzegovina is territory, and Bosnians are serbs, croats and moslims.

    I posted just, local, domestic joke.


    anyway, sorry


    best,
    _vlada_SEMrush
     
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  2. lorien1973

    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    #182
    someone's overly sensitive. Its not racist, its just a bad joke. its a turn of phrase on "sleep like a baby"
     
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  3. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #183
    LOL my editing job wasn't done and now it's too late to change it :eek:
     
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  4. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    #184
    Maybe not, but you now have the magic 10 posts so you can add your sig!
     
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #185
    Good response :D:D:D

    (what wasn't there to get? :confused: )
     
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  6. evilmonkeyspanker

    evilmonkeyspanker Peon

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    #186
    After giving a speech at an elementary school, President Bush lets the kids ask questions.

    “How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the U.N.?” asks one boy.

    Just as Bush begins to answer, the recess bell rings and he says they’ll continue afterward. Half an hour later the kids come back in.

    “Where were we?” says George. “Oh, yes—does anyone want to ask me anything?”

    A different boy raises his hand and says, “I have three questions: First, why did you invade Iraq without support from the U.N.? Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And, lastly, where the hell is Billy?”
     
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  7. mystic

    mystic Active Member

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    #187
    ahaha is this a true story?

    But it sounds just like bush, and us politics.
     
    mystic, Nov 7, 2005 IP
  8. maldives

    maldives Prominent Member

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    #188
    President Bush is a proven liar.. wow... He has more enemies than any other president in the world. Definately can't answer to kids without lies...
     
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  9. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

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    #189
    You people realize this was a joke right?

    He didn't actually have the kid killed....I am pretty sure that would have made the news ;)
     
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  10. zman

    zman Peon

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    #190

    "proven"? How so?
     
    zman, Nov 7, 2005 IP
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    stephfoster Well-Known Member

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    #191
    He's a politician! Therefore a liar. :p

    Hey, the thread starts with a joke. Can't take things too serious.
     
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  12. zman

    zman Peon

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    #192
    All jokes aside... :p j/k
     
    zman, Nov 7, 2005 IP
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    Hodgedup Peon

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    #193
    This really happened. The kid's name is Billy Stewart. He finally showed up to school 2 days later and he didn't remember what happened to him.
     
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  14. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #194
    That's zman the professional Dubya apologist/mouthpiece!
     
    Crazy_Rob, Nov 7, 2005 IP
  15. zman

    zman Peon

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    #195
    Thats news to me. There are quite a few around here that will testify to the opposite.

    Well then again you did post in the jokes thread. ;)
     
    zman, Nov 7, 2005 IP
  16. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #196
    Who? Gtech, Will., debunked and all of your other little W. buddies?

    Yeah, but that's not why we're laughing at you! :p
     
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  17. zman

    zman Peon

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    #197
    Is someone there with you? :confused:
     
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  18. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #198
    Yepp!!!! His pillow.
     
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  19. zman

    zman Peon

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    #199
    Oh thats right. :p
     
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  20. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #200
    Those aren't pillows! :eek:

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