Hi this morning my friend has sent this me. thought this would make your day too. Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born ?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: you get a male boy...
This ones funny. A scientific simple way to answer any child's question on how I was born? This one should be considered as a classic.
Try this one, May be this will also make your day. 1 : Knock Knock : who is there ? : Hi, this is knocking man 2 :why did chicken cross the road ? : to get to the other side ! hahahhahahah lolz...