The Jews Did It!

need I say anything else?

all of your world problems are the fault of the jews.

THE JEWS DID IT!

you don't like the taste of your milk??
JEWS FAULT!

don't like the pigment of your mom's boyfriend?
JEWS DID IT!

thousands of years of opression??
THE JEWS DID IT TOO THEMSELVES, CHECK OUT "THE SECRET"
THEY ATTRACTED IT TO THEMSELVES

Yup, solid proof the jews did it. Too bad they just don't care anymore, what with all the savage killing thats been done to themt you'd think they have some kind of intention to build a european royalty hating world!!! SHAME ON THEM JEWS

THE JEWS DID IT

 

Are you drunk dude?

This is about the 4th bumbling idiotic post about Jews I have read from you in the last 15 minutes.

Drink 2 pints of water and go and get your subnormal head down, you have clearly had one over the eight.

 

I drank a bottle of yager and I can still spell.

 

DON't BAN ME BAN THE JEWS!!!!

 

Aren't you Jewish?

 

we're all jews, we just go by diffirent names.

we're all paperback books, we just go by diffirent titles.

 

Azoy? A lung un leber oyf der noz. Leave it to some lemeshkeh to be an alter-cocker with some lokshen malarkey 'round the holidays. Thankfully looks like most of the mamoshes saw through the meis ongetrunken brechen.

Dude, stop being a nudnik.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to put the minorah back atop the christmas tree. (falls down a lot due to the weight)

 

speak american for christ sake

 

I hate studying for my university exams tomorrow - I bet its the jews who conspired to make me an engineer

 

Is "american" a language? Do you mean "English"? (Note that the first letter of "American" and "English" is upper case as those are proper nouns. Same with "christ", and don't forget the apostrophe and final "s": Hence, that should be "for Christ's sake".

In other words, GeorgeTheSplurge "speak English for Christ's sake".

Oh, BTW, I'm one of those pushy Jews. I guess we must be responsible for all the evil in the world. You're existence is proof of that.

 

I think American probably does qualify as a language these days considering all the various dialects that are involved in it's make up. Although to be politically correct I think it might be more accurately called United Statesian since American makes up two continents. Oh, and I heart Jews.

 

Now now, don't be a putz and get all mashugga on us.

I swear, some folks in hear sound ready to plotz. Bloody goyim.

Of course, the jewish side of the family is a bit baroygis with me too since I was such a shaigetz ainer yesterday cooking up a christmas ham.

Hmm. Ham. Now children, what's the most important thing in the world to a man?

You know Irving, probably a lot of people don't know what we're talking about since we talk a different kind of a hebrew language.

That's true, maybe we should eh, let those people out there know a little bit about what we're saying. Let me kick it on the one.

She was movin on the dance floor, just the other night,
shaking her little tuchas, oh man, it was a sight.
Now you may not understand exactly what we sang
so now we're gonna hip you to a little hebrew slang.

Now the tuchas is a booty, and a booty is a butt,
here's some other jewish words so you will know, well what is what.
Now people often ask me what exactly is a shikseh,
She's a non Jewish girl who stands out, at the bar mitzvah.

... and people want to know, what we mean when we say shmutz,
well we can't exactly tell you 'cause this is a kosher cut.
... and you may often wonder what exactly is a putz,
its's a corny little jerk who doesn't have any nuts.

Shtuping happens in the backseat of your fathers Chevrolet,
I think you get the point, there's nothing more we need to say.

Shake Shake Shake,Shake Shake Shake,
Shake your tuchas. Shake your tuchas.

I don't mean to be k'vetshing, and that means complaining,
but I'm a master Jewish rapper and you're still in training.
Now kibbitz with me further, in other words let's talk,
if it's a shlep to go somewhere that means it's quite a walk.

Now if you don't know what a bagel is I guess I'll have to clue ya,
They're doughy, round and can be found in a deli close right to ya.
To call someone messhuga means that they're kind of nuts,
Now that's enough of the hebrew stuff it's time to shake your butts.

Shake Shake Shake,Shake Shake Shake,
Shake your tuchas. Shake your tuchas.

EVERYBODY!

Shake Shake Shake,Shake Shake Shake,
Shake your tuchas. Shake your tuchas.

This sounds like a party!

Shake Shake Shake,Shake Shake Shake,
Shake your tuchas. Shake your tuchas.

I've heard this somewhere before!

Shake Shake Shake,Shake Shake Shake,
Shake your tuchas. Shake your tuchas.

SHTUP!