THE IGNORANCE & STUPIDITY of At(heist)s & Ag(nostic)s

So rather than answer you're going to pretend I contradict myself and then somehow claim that as a victory for Jesus. Let me make this clear to you, Nehemiah. I no longer have any respect for you whatsoever. You have made it abundantly clear that you would prefer to just blather on about how correct you are than actually engage in any serious discussion. You have also made it clear that you prefer insults to debate, as you insist on personally attacking me. I feel no reason to continue to be civil with you, Nehemiah. Quit crying like a baby about getting f-bombed, grow up, and grow a brain.

 

I WAS His enemy and yes He died for me. comprende?

If someone denied my father and paid Him no respect I wouldn't sit there and argue with him... and BTW, my God is big enough to take care of Himself, I don't have to defend Him. I can correct someone if they have been misinformed, but if they don't accept the correction, it isn't up to me to force them to. "Every knee will bow and every tongue will confess.." and not by force.

You claim to be a Christian by proxy and yes the word Christian isn't an end all, it is just a term. I am saved by grace through faith in Jesus alone. What you are doing is reflecting on me, because we claim the same Christ. So if you are not a Christian and someone from a cult, please proclaim your belief or name what others may call you. If you are JW, admit it. If mormon, come clean. If you are just a fake and a fraud trying to make Jesus look bad, stop. If you are really saved by grace and want to follow Christ, you may want to study I Corinthians 13.

 

I stand corrected, you often times morph into a 'roach'; but in actuality you're nothing more than a 'fly', with the two main characteristics: Eating manure/dung, and bothering people.
I probably won't sleep for the next 365. . .seconds, just knowing that you "no longer have any respect for" me, like I'm suppose to give a tinker's darn. And if you ever just dream that you "f-bombed", me (whatever that is) you'd better wake up and apologize.

But in the meantime "At", don't forget:

JESUS CHRIST
+nothing
=EVERYTHING!
​

 

Nehemiah why don't you put:

JESUS CHRIST
+nothing
=EVERYTHING!

In your sig, it saves typing it out, almost in every post

 

I kept mistaking it as his sig since he does it so often.

 

Dear Nemehiah,

How wonderful is it that someone is as devout and faithful as you?? BRAVO!!!
That is FANTASTIC stuff! But I do believe you are misguided in your exact concept of God. Let me take a minute to educate you (because I'm nice like that). I belong to the TRUEST religion in the world. We have FACTS my man, SOLID EVIDENCE - that's more than you can say for your so-called religion, eh? I am as devout and faithful as you, maybe more so. I am a pastafarian through and through and miraculously I have been blessed to be touched with his noodly appendage PERSONALLY!!!! So don't you say it isn't true!!! He touched me in ways that you could only DREAM of... sigh.

Anyway, as I was saying... we have PROOF, lots and lots of it. And we even have a Gospel. It's called the Gospel of FSM, not very original I know but what can you do??? We even something akin to your 10 Commandments, the only difference is we only have 8, which is good because I don't think I could remember 10.

I think that ALL religions should adopt our 8 rules. They're not really rules though, more like guidlines. They are officially called the 8 I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts. As I said, this comes straight from the big cheese above, the numero uno... the Flying Spaghetti Monster HIMSELF!!! So you KNOW it's in your best interest (if you want to secure your place in heaven) that you STOP RIGHT NOW and switch to our train of thought.

Here are the EIGHT I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'TS - Please print them out and post them around your churches and schools to pass the word of his holy noodlage.

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.

2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this in your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynist, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b*******.

6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar churrches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):

1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable

(I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.)

7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.


As you can see, these are SIMPLE rules that anyone can adopt - go ahead! We aren't greedy! Honest!!!

Peace Love and all that Good Stuff to you. May the force be with you.

P.S. I chose a big, colorful font because it's obvious you are a wee bit vision impaired but that's OKAY! We are a peace-loving people and love you regardless. See how thoughtful we are???

P.P.S. I think at the very least we can at least agree that my god has bigger balls than yours.

P.P.P.S. We're in wikipedia and everything. You can go see for yourself. And before you ask - yes I forgive you.

Sincerely,

vanessa.

 

Vanessa ,
Your "balls" are probably larger than your "god".

But that's okay, because based on what you stated and implied,

it was probably attempting to get its "balls" back from you,

while you were being "touched with his noodly appendage PERSONALLY".

But you will Remember:

JESUS CHRIST
+ nothing
=EVERYTHING!​

 

Nehemiah, I've got one simple question for you: why are you on Digital Point?

 

nehemiah,

well I probably have bigger balls than you and I'm female
that's pretty scary huh?

grow up a bit and then come back.


vanessa.

 

Ooooo... Pretty colors!

 

I apologize for my use of language. I lost control and made an offensive, provocative comment that should not have been made. I do not apologize for insulting you, however, as your repeated inflamatory comments and refusal to discuss in this thread outside of repeating yourself like a broken record are annoying, hateful, and detrimental to this board.