The Hoff Beats His Wife

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    yfs1, Mar 9, 2006 IP
  2. INV

    INV Peon

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    Could potencially be a load of crap. It seems its the 'thing' now to make up stories to get some headlines/money.
     
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  3. MELLA

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    No way No way.

    Rob & I don't believe it for a second! and if it is true then that Bitch probably deserved it.

    Oh Hoffy.. *swoon*
     
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  4. Peanut

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    ah me and a graphic designer created a company, we dedicated it to the hoff. Dunno how we came up with the name but it was/is called squarehoff.
     
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  5. yfs1

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    If it makes you feel better, he beat her in slow motion, baywatch style with a few Germans watching
     
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  6. Peanut

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    were there slow motion boucing boobs during this incident?
     
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  7. itsme

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    I sure hope so! :p
     
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  8. Cheyne

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    That was than followed by a 10 minute montage of the while scene over again
     
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  9. yfs1

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    Crazy Rob's silence just proves the Hoff is guilty!!!!
     
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  10. TheHoff

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    #10
    This cannot be possible. Look how much The Hoff loves puppies.

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. yfs1

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    but hates women ;)
     
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  12. demonsnakeyes

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    #12
    ^hey... why don't we ask this guy? hey hoff! did you beat you wife? :D
     
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  13. minstrel

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    That is the most shamless display of puppy love I have ever seen outside of certain "affirmative view" pro-puppy love entries in DMOZ and the infamous NAMPLA in the US :mad:

    The Hoff is obviously a pupophile :mad:
     
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  14. demonsnakeyes

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    waaah! my post came late...
     
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  15. yfs1

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    Why are you asking me :confused: Do I look like the Hoff?

    Im much better looking
     
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  16. TheHoff

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    #16
    I can confidently say that I have never touched my wife in a violent physical manner unless it was one of those rare times when she drove me to drink and I may not remember everything that happened. However, The Hoff does love puppies and that clearly makes me innocent.
     
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  17. yfs1

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    How much do you love them (There may be another scandal coming)
     
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    Beater beater pumpkin eater! :D
     
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    #19
    There seems to be an opening in The Hoff's Harem now that the wife has turned. Any ladies (or puppies) wishing to be a part, should look over this list...

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. yfs1

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    #20
    Id be careful...The Hoff will find you, confront you, then beat the hell out of your wife/girlfriend and run ;)
     
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