Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Roman, Oct 28, 2005.
Or... What happened to my chihuahua?
Fuzzy bunnies.
What was your nickname for your bouncy boys?
It's made of rubber.
That looks so limp and floppy, what's it made of?
A tub of lard.
We're out of astroglide, do you have anything else we could use?
A cow's brain is really heavy.
It looks like you lost 30 pounds after you came out of the bathroom! How'd that happen?
Or... "What's the nicest thing anyone ever said to you during sex?"
Or... "Why'd you choose to murder your ex with THAT?"
Humming Birds are evil.
"Penny for your thoughts?"
Or... "Why did you kill my parrot?"
Or... Looks like "the Birds" forgot the words to their songs again.
Wrestle in Pudding.
"What do you feel like doing tonight, dear?"
Or... "What'd you do with the boys last night, dear?"
It takes all kinds.
"What kind of side dishes will we be enjoying with our frozen waffles tonight?"
Separate names with a comma.