Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Roman, Oct 28, 2005.
what was the result of hodge's ass kicking contest? your ex was participating, wasnt she?
Yes I tried it one time in college.
Yah ever pee on an electric fence?
I paid $11 for it, but it normally costs $14
How much did that piece of tail cost you?
That's what I said.
a pinch of salt and two apples is all you need.
How do you get hodgedup in the mood for a night of hot monkey love?
No you can't use it. I broke it.
You ready for some hot monkey love? What's that band-aid for?
Pecan Pie...
I know it doesn't really taste like fish, be honest, what does it taste like?
Well sometimes a hobo just has to be stabbed in the eye with a stick.
OK, I know you did it, the hooker in the closet, the bimbo tied to the bed, but that poor hobo, Why?
Yeah it was the biggest YART I'd ever seen.
Wake up honey, were you dreaming about Nintendo again?
Because the dog wouldn't stop looking at me.
Why did you wake me up?
A Baseball bat and 2 rolls of duck tape.
What will it take to get you to shut up while I watch OC?
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