http://www.ao.com/~regan/penguins/tux.html Gospel of Tux unearthed Every generation has a mythology. Every millenium has a doomsday cult. Every legend gets the distortion knob wound up until the speaker melts. Archeologists at the University of Helsinki today uncovered what could be the earliest known writings from the Cult of Tux, a fanatical religious sect that flourished during the early Silicon Age, around the dawn of the third millenium AD... The Gospel of Tux (v1.0)
"And in the dream the spirits of Turing, von Neumann and Moore answered and spoke unto him, saying, 'Fear not, Linus, most beloved hacker. You are exceedingly cool and froody.'" That was pretty awesome. I wish I could talk like the Bible.