perator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order" Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610" Operator: "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566.Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?" Operator: "We are connected to the system Sir" Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "How come?" Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer: "What?. What do you recommend then?" Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir" Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?" Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99" Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?" Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir." Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..." Customer: "What!" Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,... registration number 1123..." Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*" Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?" Customer: [Speechless] Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... " LOl!! imagine that :biggrin:
LOL That would be a sad sad day if ordering pizza (or anything else) came to that. No privacy anywhere.... heh.
Hehe, thats a good one. But think about this: the owner of facebook can actually do that. Not strange that he will not sell facebook.
I would love that. I was dealing with quite the opposite this week with Tracfone (cell phone provider)...trying to get an answer out of them was impossible. I must have spent 7 hours on hold this week and I still don't know if the problem has been fixed! maybe I should call PIZZA HUT!!
LOL great one , I think the customer care would be his wife that is how she know all about the financial records...thank for sharing... As our Man U have lost to Milan so there is nothing much to laugh it will help a bit...