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The Dream (The Joke)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by submissionguru, Apr 21, 2009.

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    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”

    “You’ll know tonight.” he said with a smile.

    The woman could hardly think of anything else all day and she couldn’t wait for her husband to return home.

    That evening, the man finally came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

    Delighted, she opened it excitedly to find a book entitled…

    “The Meaning of Dreams”.
     
    submissionguru, Apr 21, 2009 IP
  2. Digital_shubhi

    Digital_shubhi Illustrious Member

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    Lol.. Now she will know the meaning of dreams ! :p

    Hope her husband also gifts her that necklace some day. :rolleyes:
     
    Digital_shubhi, Apr 21, 2009 IP
  3. RightMan

    RightMan Notable Member

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    #3
    The man is either very brave or simply foolish! :eek:

    Not every husband in the world would have the courage to present his wife 'a book' when she is expecting 'a necklace'. :p ;)
    (It would be interesting to know..what happened to the husband after that...though! :D)

    Regards,

    RightMan
     
    RightMan, Apr 21, 2009 IP
  4. Bradders

    Bradders Member

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    #4
    The husband also had a very good dream that night, he woke up to find his penis superglued to his thigh!:eek::eek:

    Lol! oh and not forgetting an empty bed where his mrs had left him!

    Regrds,
    B.
     
    Bradders, Apr 21, 2009 IP
  5. sudipto

    sudipto Peon

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    #5
    the person is really very clever...at least he gave a nice excitement to his wife..:D
     
    sudipto, Apr 21, 2009 IP
  6. aneel90

    aneel90 Banned

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    #6
    lol good 1 :D
     
    aneel90, Apr 21, 2009 IP
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    pavan6993 Peon

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    #7
    I feel,the husband is really funny with his wife!
    Any way,good joke!
     
    pavan6993, Apr 21, 2009 IP
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    CyberWorldJobs Peon

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    #8
    lol Man LMAO :D,
    that very funny now,
    and the husband would be a brave man
     
    CyberWorldJobs, Apr 21, 2009 IP
  9. musichangout.com

    musichangout.com Well-Known Member

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    #9
    lolz, nice one :D
     
    musichangout.com, Apr 21, 2009 IP
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    sampath kumar Active Member

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    #10
    Not really funny....:D
     
    sampath kumar, Apr 21, 2009 IP
  11. victoriaphee

    victoriaphee Guest

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    lol! too much expectation
     
    victoriaphee, Apr 21, 2009 IP
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    d-soul Banned

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    #12
    good 1ne :)
     
    d-soul, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    Rikesh Active Member

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    #13
    ROFL... Nice one!!!
     
    Rikesh, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    darpp33 Active Member

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    #14
    hey buddy nice humor...here
     
    darpp33, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    Johnscore Member

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    How do the wife will feel if it is in real? By the way it is funny.
     
    Johnscore, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    suman817 Well-Known Member

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    Hehe...that’s a very funny joke :D. RightMan said very well “The man is either very brave or simply foolish”. IMO this kind of activity is simply nothing but a foolishness. The idol(!!!) husband is so good in comparison to Mr. Bean :D.
     
    suman817, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    For the sake of the husband, i hope so too !!!
     
    wetfire, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    sheilasultani Peon

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    #18
    The Guy is really brave (or incredibly stupid) If my husband ever did that to me he would be a very unhappy man until he made up for it. (preferably with diamonds)
     
    sheilasultani, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    drjupitor Banned

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    #19
    Sometimes men can outsmart women:D:D in husband wife relationship.

     
    drjupitor, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    safa786 Active Member

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    #20
    Nice joke.Thank u for sharing
     
    safa786, Apr 22, 2009 IP