The differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by oldman35, Dec 22, 2009.

  1. #1
    The Boy wrote to his daddy:
    What are the differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND, Dad?
    His Daddy replies: My dear, Wife is a TV. Girl friend is a Hand Phone. At home watch TV. Go out, bring Hand Phone. No money, sell TV. Got money, change Hand Phone. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with Hand Phone. TV is free for life. But Hand Phone, if you don't pay, services will be TERMINATED!!!
    But u should be careful with both, my dear son.
     
    oldman35, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  2. Mentalhead

    Mentalhead Active Member

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    #2
    This one's good, it made me laugh :D
     
    Mentalhead, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  3. websea

    websea Peon

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    #3
    Ha Ha Ha....
    Read this one...:)

    A wife is your partner, a girlfriend is your hobby. Legally, your parents can forbid your girlfriend from going to your funeral. A girlfriend can't make medical decisions or be eligible for your social security when you pass on. Same in reverse too.
     
    websea, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  4. newbie191

    newbie191 Notable Member

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    GF is good time pass Wife is complete tension. You dream nice stuff about GF and your wife keeps complaining all the time. I spend best time of my life when my wife goes to her parents' home.
     
    newbie191, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  5. deluxdon

    deluxdon Catch Me If You Can...!!!™ Staff

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    [​IMG]

    What do you say on this ?? :D

    DON.
     
    deluxdon, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  6. watson.yann

    watson.yann Peon

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    #6
    wow.it's funny
     
    watson.yann, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  7. Eviant

    Eviant Peon

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    haha... great
     
    Eviant, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  8. Digital_shubhi

    Digital_shubhi Illustrious Member

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    #8
    A gf can see you with your wife but your wife cant see you with gf. :D

    - Mr.President -
     
    Digital_shubhi, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  9. zach21uk

    zach21uk Peon

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    TV is free for life? Interesting............
     
    zach21uk, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  10. steev2k8

    steev2k8 Greenhorn

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    #10
    this is a good one but i think wife is a tv but girlfriend is like internet whenever you open got a new one
     
    steev2k8, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  11. itismine

    itismine Active Member

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    #11
    hmmm,
    Now keep your Mother on your Father's Wife,
    And Your Father's Girl Friend on Girl Friend.
    And see what will happen to your funny joke,
    you will be thinking to kill your father if he do this:
    "Sometimes enjoy TV(Your Mother), but most of the time play with Hand Phone(Your Father's Girl Friend)."
    Isn't is???,
    Dude,think from every angle and see is your any relation is on the attacking place then don't tell that jokes.That will be not funny,that will hurt you,even you can get Heart Attack.
    Understood????

    You are a newbie that's why I don't like to tell you anything.
    But a question for you,
    Can't we treat our wifes as our girlfriends,yes we can.
    Then try it man.Look at your wife as she is your girl friend and enjoy your life.
    A lifetime Girl Friend and tell your girlfriends to do your work,
    cook for you,
    wash and iron your cloths,
    polish your shoes etc.
    Your girlfriends will ran off within a day,but wife????????
    No,so be thankful to your wife.
    Understood??(I know your nature,You will say No I don't understood)

    You are wrong dude,
    your wife can also see you with your wife but............(You can guess if you have wife)

    Yes Dear,he is not alright,Pooooooooor OLDMAN(lol...)

    hmmm,girl friend is Internet but without system and Power(Current)....(this is a fact)

    Thanks.
     
    itismine, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  12. jamesmilner

    jamesmilner Peon

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    #12
    You live always with a wife. But girlfriend lives with you when your pocket is full of Money.
     
    jamesmilner, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  13. Awan-G

    Awan-G Active Member

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    #13
    Very funny

    thanks for share this one !
     
    Awan-G, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  14. willamrudin

    willamrudin Peon

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    #14
    Its not always the case dear because I have seen many cases in which people still love their girlfriend after many years of marriage but they can't leave the wife just because of our society.
     
    willamrudin, Dec 22, 2009 IP
  15. on2track2

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    #15
    there's no difference actually both need cash to work.
     
    on2track2, Dec 23, 2009 IP
  16. spiderman3

    spiderman3 Peon

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    #16
    ha ha ha, true :D
     
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    #17
    A great one!
    By the way Wife is life......
     
    hammyparmar, Dec 23, 2009 IP
  18. echtwel

    echtwel Peon

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    #18
    Lmao hahaha
     
    echtwel, Dec 24, 2009 IP
  19. Site Reviver

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    #19
    Girlfriend - Prepaid
    Lover - Postpaid
    Wife - Lifetime
    Ex Girlfriend - Missed call :D
     
    Site Reviver, Dec 24, 2009 IP
  20. genchev

    genchev Well-Known Member

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    Good to know :) I still am using my hand phone.
     
    genchev, Dec 24, 2009 IP