The dead need to get reincarnation permit from chinese government.

I am not joking. That is a real order created by the Chinese communist atheist government. You can check it out from the following links.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reincarnation_Application

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/11/opinion/11zizek.html?em&ex=1192248000&en=45c0424455c49911&ei=5087

 

Now there is a correction. They need to get a permit for reincarnation when they are alive itself, if they plan to reincarnate after their death. In the previous post I wrote, "dead needs to get ..."