Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald’s in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. haha got more?
You can't Google "Chuck Norris". You can Chuck Norris "Google". No one else can Chuck Norris "Google" but Chuck Norris! (Q) Why can a Wood Chuck Wood but never a Norris Chuck Norris? (A) No one can Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris himself.
My favourite: Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.