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The Chinese Names Joke

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mitosblog, Oct 11, 2009.

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    Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

    Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

    Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

    Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

    Caller: I'm Sum Wan ..And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

    Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

    Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

    Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!

    Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

    Operator: I'm Saw Lee.

    Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
     
    mitosblog, Oct 11, 2009 IP
  2. dairyman

    dairyman Notable Member

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    This made my day LOL
     
    dairyman, Oct 11, 2009 IP
  3. kittyluver

    kittyluver Notable Member

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    HA HA HA,... There are too many chinese members here. But they shouldn't mind. Any how this joke is really rib tickling... Thanks for sharing!!!
     
    kittyluver, Oct 11, 2009 IP
  4. Ichigo91

    Ichigo91 Guest

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    How Long is a Chinese man...

    get it? :D
     
    Ichigo91, Oct 11, 2009 IP
  5. kraran

    kraran Peon

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    LOL... Excellent !! :D :D
     
    kraran, Oct 11, 2009 IP
  6. musichangout.com

    musichangout.com Well-Known Member

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    hehehe, thanks for the laugh mate :)
     
    musichangout.com, Oct 11, 2009 IP
  7. mitosblog

    mitosblog Greenhorn

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    #7
    I'm glad you guys like it, it's my pleasure :)
     
    mitosblog, Oct 11, 2009 IP
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    ads2help Peon

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    Nice joke :D

    I don't get it :eek:
     
    ads2help, Oct 11, 2009 IP
  9. smile633

    smile633 Peon

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    #9
    I like these type of jokes! Thanks for sharing!
     
    smile633, Oct 12, 2009 IP
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    Jennyye Peon

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    #10
    That's funny. But most of Chinese won't make such an inferior mistake.
     
    Jennyye, Oct 12, 2009 IP
  11. Ichigo91

    Ichigo91 Guest

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    How Long is a name :p
     
    Ichigo91, Oct 12, 2009 IP
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    christinaR Member

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    #12
    haha..thanks for sharing..that really burst me into laughter.
     
    christinaR, Oct 12, 2009 IP
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    lightstarm2k Well-Known Member

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    Hah!!! this made me the biggest laugh of the day
     
    lightstarm2k, Oct 13, 2009 IP
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    radhika.writer Well-Known Member

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    #14
    LOL:D this one was more funny....lol
     
    radhika.writer, Oct 13, 2009 IP
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    patelsagar Peon

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    #15
    LOL thanks for this joke :D
     
    patelsagar, Oct 13, 2009 IP
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    WritEffects Peon

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    #16
    hehehe :p which part didn't you get?
     
    WritEffects, Oct 13, 2009 IP
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    Dollar hunter Member

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    #17
    lol this is all because the chinese named are like that.
     
    Dollar hunter, Oct 13, 2009 IP
  18. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #18
    reposted crap
     
    Project Mobius, Oct 13, 2009 IP