The Birds and the Bees

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by sarahk, Jun 22, 2005.

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    Daddy, how was I born?

    Cyrus says "Daddy, how was I born?"

    Dad says "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

    Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

    We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

    As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and, since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said

    "You've Got Male".

    Thanks to Chris Andrews at http://terriblejokes.blogspot.com/
     
    sarahk, Jun 22, 2005 IP
  2. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #2
    That blog has some pretty funny stuff on it :cool:
     
    Blogmaster, Jun 22, 2005 IP
  3. blackbug

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    #3
    Woah! I jumped out of my skin when I read my name in lights :)

    I didn't actually think anyone read the thing...


    Cheers

    Chris
     
    blackbug, Jun 22, 2005 IP
  4. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    #4
    A pleasure ... I've been giggling about leroy for days too
     
    sarahk, Jun 22, 2005 IP
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    #5
    This is the 3rd time I have read your blog I think. Keep 'em coming :D
     
    Blogmaster, Jun 22, 2005 IP
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    #6
    Lol very good. :D
     
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    #7
    As long as I keep hearing jokes worth groaning at (and no, not in a tennis player sense) I'll keep posting them!
     
    blackbug, Jun 22, 2005 IP
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    #8
    very funny!
     
    chris45, Jul 7, 2005 IP
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    #9
    Its kinda funny watching Chris follow Roman in every thread. They seem to have picked out the same threads :p
     
    yfs1, Jul 7, 2005 IP
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    #10
    I hadn't noticed that. Maybe with have a DP stalker on our hands... :)
     
    blackbug, Jul 7, 2005 IP
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    What would pop if it were a girl? Any suggestions?
     
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    #12
    You've got shemale? Um, no, forget I said anything...
     
    blackbug, Jul 7, 2005 IP
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    #13
    "You're a Winner"

    hmmm... probably not. What about:

    "You've got PERL"

    Ok, but it was better than Blackbug's... ;)
     
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    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    "Your funds are about to be transferred. You can not press cancel."
     
    sarahk, Jul 7, 2005 IP
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    #15
    lol..that's a nice blog entry.
     
    adam_stewart, Jul 7, 2005 IP
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    I think that's the best way Digitalpointers show explain sensitive issues to their kids?
     
    Jimdigi, Jul 7, 2005 IP