Test of political leanings

I am certainly no republican.
However, my choice would have gone something like this:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Me: "They were the hollows, I'm all out, crap. Watch out sweetie...:::begins pistol whipping the dead body:::

 

If you're talking about Murrell mushrooms, my mouth is watering. They are probably THE THING i miss most about the midwest, well them and fishing.

 

Morels are good eating!
In Iowa, pickers go out and get tons of them, just to sell off to the lazy people for up to 20 bucks a pound!
Sauteed in butter, melt in your mouth delicious!
Wife, kids and grandkids were amazed that I not only ate them, but loved them so much I wanted more!
And the sweet corn!
Lord, I could eat and eat all day until I pass out!
Last year, we bought like 15 dozen fresh from the stalk sweet corn.
You can never buy corn like this in a store in Texas, probably no where else either!

 

What if you tie them up and tell them to "Squeal like a pig" - Whats that make you

 

But bad for politicians. It cramps their style.

Oh and it's spelled "morals".

 

Now that's funny.

I wouldn't call myself Conservative (I guess the UK equivalent of Republican) but I'd definitely shoot. Repeatedly.