A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Hope you enjoyed it!
Ha Ha I guess were on Lawyer jokes now. What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? The prostitute will stop screwing you after your dead.
i know it's just a kind of joke, but if the joke coming up, they should be reflect out our real life situation, isn't? so for me this joke can't be only a joke
Or he will make a declaration,saying that he gained a Virgin I do not think this kind of things will be real in our life.
nice joke,always have nice jokes from you guys.it's make dp more funny.keep comming up good jokes.Thanks
That was the funniest lol Also she had no 'Webmaster' Husband (She was lucky) or he would be trying to get some sort of Joomla/wordpress type thingy out of her