10. Thou shalt NEVER bring thy mother or father. 9. Thou shalt always wear sunglasses so thine eyes may covertly feast upon the flesh of thy neighbor. 8. If accompanied by thy girlfriend or thy wife, thou shalt worship no other. 7. If thy back is covered with hair, thou shalt not remove thy shirt. 6. Thou shalt not play Frisbee is thy weight is 14.2 stone or greater, yay verily. 5. Thou shalt not depart the cold waters of the sea without a float or surfboard to conceal thy “frightened turtle.†4. Thou shalt not remove thy clothing if thy member is pointing toward the North Star. 3. Thou shalt not cook with a charcoal grill, lest thine own sausage become part of the feast. 2. Thou shalt not fish, lest thine own trouser trout becomes the “catch of the day.†1. Thou shalt not ask thy neighbor to apply protective oils to thy forbidden fruit.