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Talk about a tough act to follow .....

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by mrjonman, Dec 11, 2004.

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    Hello Everyone!

    You know, following an intro like Sammie's really puts pressure on a guy! Almost 1000 views in less than a day?! Sheesh! (I'm betting it was the tounge). :eek:

    Well, I guess it's like jumping into a cold swimming pool; ya just gotta do it. So here goes!

    My name's John Mann and I'm a 52 year old ex-electrician turned VB6 programmer. Developed arthritis in my knees a couple of years ago and so my career as a "sparky" came to an abrupt end.

    I happened upon this group quite by accident. Just read an email I received that mentioned the link exchange coop, and sales junkie that I am, I just had to check it out!

    I'm really glad that I did. Besides being a great recip link kind of opportunity, it looks like a very interesting bunch of folks here.

    I'm looking forward to being an active member of the group. Lord knows how much I have to learn about so many different topics. It'll be great to do so with a group like this!

    I'm in the process of finishing a little software app that makes Google AdWords a bit easier to manage. And at the same time, I'm trying to update my site to load faster so if'n you happen to stop by MannMadeSoftware.com, please excuse the fact that it loads slooooowly on some connections.

    OK, I'm outta here. I was going to go to bed early (say b4 2:00 AM) but I see that the clock says it's more like 7:30 AM here in C-Town (Cleveland, OH) so I guess it's time for some shut-eye (us old folks need our sleep!).

    Nice to meet you in advance!

    Late!

    John
     
    mrjonman, Dec 11, 2004 IP
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    anthonycea Banned

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    Yeah man, you are right, problem is a sexy girl from London gets the UK guys going real good.

    Maybe you pose in your underwear and you get some attention also :rolleyes:

    We are still waiting for Sam to post her underwear shots, maybe you will beat her to it or WW will beat her to it, he will do anything for exposure :p :p

    Welcome to the forum :eek:
     
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    dct Finder of cool gadgets

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    Hi John welcome to the group, I think everybody is going to be pushed to beat Sam's thread.
     
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    zez Peon

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    Welcome to DP forums ....
     
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    payoutwindow Peon

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    Hi John .. and welcome to DP
     
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    Solicitors Mortgages Well-Known Member

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    RE:Talk about a tough act to follow .....

    i wonder whats going to better it?
    Whatever it is..Anthonycea will be on the edge of his seat :)

    regards John, and welcome

    G-E-M
     
    Solicitors Mortgages, Dec 11, 2004 IP
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    anthonycea Banned

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    I guess another young girl from London maybe GEM :) :p ;)
     
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    Solicitors Mortgages Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely :D

    The nearer the better :)

    erm......only to keep them out of harms way ;)
    G-E-M

    (john..want us to hijack your thread to make you look incredibly popular?) ;)
     
    Solicitors Mortgages, Dec 11, 2004 IP
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    anthonycea Banned

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    John will not mind at all, he is riding Sam's coat tail anyway, smart man :p

    Let us hope the next hot chick is from Florida GEM :rolleyes:
     
    anthonycea, Dec 11, 2004 IP
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    Solicitors Mortgages Well-Known Member

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    ...with a website about Sumo wrestling :)

    BTW:What is the average weight of a girl From Florida?
    I reckon Sammie is at least 200lbs....hence the 'shoulder shot' ;)
     
    Solicitors Mortgages, Dec 11, 2004 IP
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    anthonycea Banned

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    Well, down here where I am at near Panama City Beach we get em from all over (for spring break) but it is just like anywhere else as far as size goes.

    Sam will get you for that comment for sure GEM.., maybe she will give you a full profile as to how tall and how much she weighs soon GEM :p
     
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    Solicitors Mortgages Well-Known Member

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    you don't say ;)
     
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    ACA, you got me pegged, alright. I stayed up half of the night trying to come up with <u>anything</u> to make my intro a bit better than just "Hello, I'm John, Mann" (get it?)

    I just figured that it wasn't fair to let a young hottie grab all of the attention. But I have to tell you, you folks probably don't want to see me in my underwear.

    GEM ... great avitar!

    John
     
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    anthonycea Banned

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    Hey John, good that you warned us, yes Sam has a sex advice site so it will be though to beat that, we will still pay attention to what you have to say.

    These guys are interested in things other than women once in a great while (like 1% of the time) so keep the ideas flowing :cool:
     
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    200 pounds my ass, what a cheek you have, i guess i'll have to post a pic in my intro now wont i, just to show you my figure ;)
     
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    No nudes Sam, I told you a week ago to post it, see you should always listen to me, pay no attention to these young guys. :confused:

    You can't not trust anyone under 45, they only want to use you and do not look out for your best interests as I do. ;) :)
     
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    Watch out Sammie! ACA might just be trying to mislead you about older guys like us watching out for you. :rolleyes:

    ACA, it's nice to know that not all of the folks on this forum are kids. However, didn't I read a post somewhere that said you were a linux guy? Does that mean you won't talk to a M$ devotee' like me? :eek:

    John
     
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    Yeah I always talk to M$ folks, I tell them to find a MAC or Linux OS ASAP!!

    You are from Cleveland, so am I, I worked off of Broadway in East Cleveland for a while.

    Nice hood bro :rolleyes:
     
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    Solicitors Mortgages Well-Known Member

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    oh...the predictability of it all..~sigh~ :D

    Nice one mrjonman,,,, Anthony see how quickly even day 1 posters side against you??... will that be the Darksat 6 soon?


    BTW: Anthony,thats $10 you owe ...as i managed to get Sammie to post her pic
    all other side bets are still on :D
     
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    it was about the most un-professional one i could find...or dare post :)
     
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