I dont think you will find anyone here who will do that! and you will be much better off if you actually learn because its not that difficult. You will cost your clients money if you dont learn everything!
I am not sure the Adwords certification is worth a whole lot... it is nice to be able to sport it if you are in the business of running accounts for others and need more business... but it such a minimal thing... true you do have to study to do well with all that technical stuff and you actually have to run some accounts to prove you can do it... but the dang testing which you must pay for is to be re-done each 2 years... and then its all change so you have to study again... some say keep up with it and you will be ok... rarely is the stuff we do on a daily basis what you need for the exam... sorta like a Real Estate license.... its all about Law and nothing about selling real estate... so an agent with 30 years experience could not pass a basic real estate exam without intensive review of the bullsh...t details.. same with the Adwords certification.. even if you work it daily its unlikey that you could pass a certification each 2 years without an intensive review..... so if you need it to show off... go for it... but if you are good at adwords your results will sell you and you dont' need no sheep skin... I guarantee you that 75% of those sporting a certification if you visited Google to see if its still valid... it would be epxired and they still show it on the site as valid... its just a pain to get it renewed each 2 years... but to each his own.... CERTIFIED sounds good any way even if it truly means very little..... all it means is I have some very basic knowldge and I call that enough info to be dangerous... LOL