If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! --------- So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure! --------- Only 20 percent girls have brains, rest have boyfriends! --------- Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. --------- Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!! --------- He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die! --------- A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles ! --------- All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! --------- Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking! --------- DON.
Nice 10xx Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!! thats the best one
and then i had to pay a fine of 1000$ to the parent of the crocodile who lost his life when my wife fell on him