Suckered.us seeks talented, witty writer

Suckered.us is a unique user-generated global complaints site.
Users can create sub-domains of their choice on any complaint subject of their choice. (ie - Microsoft.suckered.us).
It's fun, serious & educational.
We are looking for a talented & witty writer to create 10 original articles a day on any subject of their choice.
The only stipulation is that they must feature a complaint, gripe, moan or bellyache, in keeping with the sites theme.
We will pay, increasing payment as the site grows.
Suckered.us is one of the more interesting start-ups of the year & has a very bright future.
Please apply by PM with examples of your work.

Thank you.