Fancy winning a few bob to help you out this Christmas? I'm holding a little mini-contest on DP here for message submissions to my site - LolDead - have a read through the existing messages and the FAQ on there if you're not quite sure what it's all about - but feel free to be creative and unique, and above all - funny! Messages should be around the 50-100 word mark, and try not to go crazy on the swearing. When you submit your message, PM me or post in this thread (your choice) the message title and the name you submitted the message under, so I can keep track of who submitted which messages. You can submit as many messages as you like - just submit them under different names please. (Oh, by the way - I must receive at least 20 submissions for the competition to be completed - if I do not receive that many by the deadline then I declare the competition null and void.) Now for the fun stuff! To keep people inspired that they have a chance of winning money, i've decided to do a 'top 3 messages' system: My favourite submitted message wins $10! My 2nd favourite submitted message wins $5. And my 3rd favourite submitted message wins $2.50. The contest will last until the 11th of December, and the money will be PayPal'd to the winners. So, get writing and good luck!