Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Bill S. Preston, Esq.: While I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant. The truth is Wyld Stallions will never be a super band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar. Ted "Theodore" Logan: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video. Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments. Ted "Theodore" Logan: Well, how can we have descent instruments when we don't really even know how to play? Bill S. Preston, Esq.: That is why we need Eddie Van Halen! Ted "Theodore" Logan: And, that is why we need a triumphant video!