Strippers

that is disgusting that it took gasoline to do the job. sounds like it was definently a good choice not heading straight home..

 

I can just imagine how dirty you felt. The first time I went I came home and scrbbed myself for about an hour straight while I cried. I felt so dirty.

Or I came straight home and ate nachos. I don't really remember which one it was now.

 

that sucks, i'm sorry tell him he needs to be mad at your friends, not you!
will he not be going to a strip club for his bachelor party?

 

OK... so as long as this thread has gone a little bit sideways, I'll share my favorite bachelor party/stripper story.

Of course this is a friend of a friend of a friend thing...

So the bachelor gets baby oiled by the dancing girl. Eventually, she sits him up in a chair and handcuffs him. As she's giving him his lapdance, he starts leaning towards her. She moved away at the most innopportune moment and he slid off the chair. With his hands tied up, and all of his buddies too busy laughing at him to rescue him, he landed face first on the floor - giving himself a very large black eye and a concussion. Then the best man had to explain to the fiance what happened at the hospital - which of course did not go over very well, since the wedding was the very next day!

 

hahah i'd be pissed for 5 minutes about the black eye in the wedding pictures but you have to laugh, cause thats funny. imagine the kids 10 years later asking what happened.

 

Are there actually any people on this thread that have a problem with their Significant Others having a stripper?

There are a few things that are a given.

At an average female strip club a guy just going there has about 3% chance of hooking up with a stripper and if you're with the type of guy that would hook up with a random girl you've got bigger problems then him going to a strip club.

At a private party in which women hire a stripper, some fat chick will go down on the stripper. I think that's like a documented fact. As long as your gf isn't that girl then you really have no problems.

Also, like palespyder pointed out if your guy is the type of guy to hook up with guys he is gay.

 

Yep that means he is gay

 

Hmmm, I guess I'm the only one here who doesn't think strippers are dirty.


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Here's the menu from the place I ordered girls from (for next weekend)-

 

Rob as one who has worked in the industry....STRIPPERS ARE DIRTY!!!!!!

And they are better dirty if you ask me Could you send a brother the address to where you are fulfilling that menu??

 

I don't think they're dirty, but I wouldn't put my mouth on one. I used to visit one of my friends and we'd order chinese and eat it while people were getting lap dances.

 

pictures are never a good idea. What happens is Vegas stays in Vegas.

 

Yeah, that's true! Shit, I wouldn't let one put her mouth one me either. Well, I guess they are dirty.

I've been to a few bachelor parties where the girls stick around afterwards and pass out BJ's for $50 - $100 or for some coke. Pretty sad...but I guess some guys are deprived.

 

$50 BJ???? Thats expensive, I got offered one in Hollywood for $7, I couldn't understand why she only wanted $7 and my brother then told me about supply and demand I think I was 17 when that happened.

 

I’d never pay for a bj, but if I were going to I think I’d be more inclined to pay for a $50 one then a $7 one. I don’t like a woman that anyone can have for $X I mean I’d rather win a girl over with wit and charm or at least trick her on a bet.

I grew up hearing some many inappropriate money for sex type of stories from my family.

 

actually the chick that gave the bj was a tall skinny beautiful girl, but she wouldn't leave him alone and acted like a total slutbag all night

 

Not at all. Im not jealous like that.

 

Name and number please...

 

No problem with strippers... gave my husband one for his bachelor party. Ok, so it came in a can from Home Depot's paint department. He got a good laugh out of it and the stripper went home with the best man.

In college, my husband had roommates who were strippers. He found that most of them are seriously messed up in the head. Not all, though... one interned for NASA, just stripped because it was easy money.

 

do you think after the party i still have a boyfriend?

 

If not, you're probably better off!