Strippers

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  1. Homer

    Homer Spirit Walker

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    #41
    Guess it really depends what country your from. In Canada, home of the Canadian Beaver, we are aloud to touch for a price!

    I once dated a real hottie that absolutely despised 'the club' and became enraged when she knew I was there (not sure how she knew, smell or something :confused:). One day we got into a heavy discussion about this and I learned she was mad about what she didn't know! So I suggested to her that I take her to the dance and she sit with me while I enjoy the atmosphere. Then I would recipricate by going to a male strip club with her, she agreed :eek:.

    One thing I can tell you I learned was WOMEN ARE NUTS IN STRIP JOINTS. They make men look like church goers ;).

    Unfortunatley our relationship didn't work out, but it wasn't from lack of trying!
     
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  2. Hodgedup

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    #42
    My cousin worked as a bartender at one for a long time and I have a couple of friends that dance. Once you see the behind the scenes part of a club it gets real scary. There’s just something about watching 4 strippers squatted down next to a dumpster taking hits from a make shift coke bottle bong that loses it’s appeal.

    As far as women going to a strip club I have no problem. I don’t think I’d be with a woman that got turned on by an oiled up man in knee high leather tasseled boots and a thong on shaking his butt to Madonna.

    Yeah it’s crazy how women act with male strippers. They become some type of animals. When I was 18 I worked as an electrician and this lady asked me if I was interested in dancing for a party for some extra money. Apparently it was a molest-some-young-boy-while-he-wears-his-tool-belt-and-fruit-of-the-looms party. In all fairness I was doing the robot, running man, and cabbage patch.
     
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  3. nevetS

    nevetS Evolving Dragon

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    #43
    What's good for the goose . . .

    I actually sent a "pizza guy" to my wife's bachelorette party.
     
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  4. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    #44
    I hope you didn’t use this guy: WARNING THAT IS AN ADULT SITE> bigsausagepizza.com
     
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  5. progeniy

    progeniy Peon

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    #45
    I would not care... we guys also have our share of fun too..
     
    progeniy, Sep 13, 2005 IP
  6. nevetS

    nevetS Evolving Dragon

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    #46
    I'm so not going to that site :).
     
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  7. chachi

    chachi The other Jason

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    #47
    Come on, live a little :)

    Strippers are people too. I don't know why we all just can't get along. So what if they get invited to a bachelor/bachelorette party, take their clothes off, rub their lubed up parts all over people's faces and then leave with a wad of cash? At least you have the memories after they leave.
     
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  8. Hodgedup

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    #48
    Yeah I don't think anyone really needs to go to the site to know what I'm talking about.:D
     
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  9. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #49

    And you smell good too! :p
     
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  10. Hodgedup

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    #50
    I love having a glittery face afterwards, too.
     
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  11. chachi

    chachi The other Jason

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    #51
    Yeah, who doesn't like smelling like baby oil?
     
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  12. TheHoff

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    #52
    Sometimes :( A friend of a friend once received skid marks on his pants as a bonus to his lap dance.
     
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    palespyder Psycho Ninja

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    #53

    GAK! I would have had a freakin fit!!!! I soooo would have gotten my $20 back ;)
     
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    #54
    In Toronto, skid marks only cost you $10!
     
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  15. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #55
    Oh, that reminds me... I once saw a string hanging from one.

    NO JOKE! :p
     
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  16. PlanetAndrea

    PlanetAndrea Active Member

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    #56
    did you just call me a hoochie mama!? i'm in the black shirt if that is who you are referring to...
     
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    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #57
    Maybe you girls should settle this in the mud pit! :cool:
     
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    #58
    My cousin and several of his friends were going to a strip club about 3 times a week for a few months. Two of the guys actually paid for lap dances so they could lick the strippers (you know, there). I mean to me there’s just something wrong with paying a woman $20 so you can put your mouth on her for the duration of the song “I want candy”.

    Never put your mouth anywhere on a stripper.

    Several years ago I went with some friends to a club because it was one of my friends birthday. It was a cheap hole in the wall place where if money fell out of a guy’s pocket the stripper would go down to pick it up and come up 15 minutes later.

    I sat there and spoke with a woman that didn’t know any English for probably about an hour. Every 10 minutes my cousin would tell me “Ask her if she wants a website.”

    “I don’t know how to say do you want a website in Spanish.”

    After about an hour she said she liked me and did the unthinkable. She leaned in to kiss me. I slapped my hand up on her forehead so fast. RRRRRRRRRRcctttt. She asked me what was wrong and why I didn’t want a kiss. I didn’t know how to say “because you have a dirty stripper mouth” in Spanish so I just pretended I didn’t know any Spanish then.


    Yeah I've seen that too. Don't pull it. It will not make them say fun little phrases.

    I actually pointed the string out and she said I can't afford to be off for a week every month. Makes sense.
     
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    #59
    Another vote for "I don't care"
     
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  20. Homer

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    #60
    OMG, take the freaken week off with pay...on me! What could possibly be more important that your hygiene and health?
    That is, well, kinda discusting!

    I support your decision on NOT kissing her. Everytime I go to these places one of them sticks her tongue out at me. My response is 'Are you gonna put that back in your mouth'.

    One time (along time ago when I was married) I went to the dance and had a VERY dirty dance. When it was over I left the building the smell was so bad :eek: got in my car and it was even worst. How can I go home like this? I stopped at a gas station, filled up and splashed gasoline on my pants where this stripper was sitting. When I got home I told the wife the reason I was late was because I had car problems. Then I B lined straight up to the shower and scrubbed. *True story*:eek:
     
    Homer, Sep 13, 2005 IP