Lol, really? That's messed up. "You're so beautiful it's unnatural. You must have a disease" or "Doctor, you must help me! I think I have a disease, I'm far too beautiful!"
Google SE are so expert about that stuff. Giving adult related results on vague things your right, even those rational ones.
looking on my stats page today i noticed i had like 3 links today from google search for "figging + bdsm" http://www.google.com/search?q=figging%20%2B%20bdsm&hl=en&lr=&start=100&sa=N for those of you who aren't aware of what figging is, you probably don't want to know. i posted a blog comment about it that i saw it on someone's site a while back.
There's a guy in my town who created a huge controversy because he wanted to produce an xrated video on just that! Talk about plot development... but could it be entertainment?
I run an eCard site and most of the keywords/phrases are ok as long as you dont count "Free love making tips cards" and "I'll kill you ecards" some are very strange.. August "toilet paper" card - (toilet Paper card ?????????????!!!!!) aef11cf178d6cb5a -WTF???? its all funny
That one will be searching for error codes and possible fixes - or possibly to see if a licence code has been stolen and distributed.
Careful what you ask for. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scumv.co.uk%2F&btnG=Google+Search
That wasn't you was it, OWG???! I'm getting an education this week ... the third new sex-related term I've learned this week is Figging (don't worry, it's a link to the Wiki)
I noticed the search phrase "parrot with a runny nose" come up in my logs once. I chuckled till I realised that the owner of that parrot would have been quite worried about it! ...so naturally in true SEO style, I wrote an article on the subject. Properly researched, not just some junk, I might add.