Strangest terms by which your website is found

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  1. Josh

    Josh Peon

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    #41
    The most wacky ones come on my personal homepage, www.ki4bbo.org


    Like:
    327 -- Bill Gates
    59 -- James Bond
    19 -- World Domination
    9 -- oh no
    7 -- adolf gates
    5 -- keflex alcohol
    5 -- microchips
    4 -- biggrin.gif
    4 -- what is keflex pulvule
    4 -- clindamycin phosphate lotion
    4 -- clindamycin side effects
    3 -- avelox dosage
    3 -- benicar side effects
    3 -- endocet
    3 -- bactrim ds side effects
    3 -- age13
    2 -- benicar side effects
    2 -- firefox sourcecode

    almighty god
    crack
    crack soft
    dsl 26kbps downloading speed
    european hornet pictures
    1337
    big bang
    crockpot roast falls apart
    digipeater ham
    high sternum bone
    make your own tortillias
    popcorn packing microwave machinery
    bottom round roast recipies
    clorox fresh care harmful to pets

    And some other odd ones that have nothing to do with my site, but I am tiried of going through the logs ;)


    Josh
     
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  2. Blogmaster

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    #42
    WOW, you get it all from horny teenagers to people crying out for help. That's intense.
     
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  3. Redleg

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    #43
    I used to "collect" strange searchterms leading to my site a while ago..

    Here's some favorites:

    "Beautiful Prostitutes at reasonable prices"

    "men standing in water"

    "Vietnamese Pick Up Lines"

    "women in wwii flight suits"

    All of them ended up on the site listed in my sig..
    Hm, I wonder if they really found what they were looking for there.. :D
     
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  4. david_sakh

    david_sakh Peon

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    #44
    "women in wwii flight suits"

    that actually sounds appealing.... :eek: :D :confused: :eek:
     
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  5. flawebworks

    flawebworks Tech Services

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    #45
    This is the danger in having a blog. THis came in the last 3 days:

    flatulence causes and cures

    Which had me totally stumped until I found in my raw log file- yahoo sent them to the entry:

    flatulence-tax-gone-with-the-wind
     
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  6. anthonycea

    anthonycea Banned

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    #46
    Is Anthony Insane :confused:

    No guys, just kidding :p
     
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  7. Infiniterb

    Infiniterb Well-Known Member

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    #47
    Some guy posted on our forum that paris hiltons cell phone contacts list was uploaded, and within days we had searches from every engine with variations of the terms above. Then, just the other day, I had someone IM me asking for the actual list (since it was posted, then we took the link to it down).
     
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    #48
    My Real Estate Forum is now page 3 msn for DMOZ
     
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    #49
    he he. This thread is now top of the SERPS for "zipped farm bureau sheep" :D
     
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  10. flawebworks

    flawebworks Tech Services

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    #50
    Oh great. That means I'm gonna lose flatulence causes and cures to dp as well; dammit!
     
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  11. anthonycea

    anthonycea Banned

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    #51
    FWW, do you think I should take down the "Anthony Insane" stuff so that will not come up in the SERP's for me :confused: :D :p :eek:
     
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    #52
    Good idea, choose something useful. You have more power than you think with 5,886 posts
     
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  13. flawebworks

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    #54
    no he has 5k+ posts, he can target something more powerful than that, who types that stuff in anyways :rolleyes:
     
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  15. anthonycea

    anthonycea Banned

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    #55
    ST, anything goes, if one does a search on me their head would spin anyway so it really matters not what I put up there. :)

    The world drives us all insane in the end and we all fade away, so I am happy with whatever :eek: :cool:

    If Elvis and Jimi Hendrix had to go insane and leave this life it is alright by me, really to go another 40 for me would be.........not something I would enjoy :)
     
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    #56
    leave something good behind, make a positive impact ... and whatever you come up with, leave it there ...so it can be crawled again and again and again ...
     
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  17. flawebworks

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    #57
    I'm rereading this thread and giggling and my family is giving me funny looks.

    Anyway; talk about phone calls and embarrassed people.

    Working tech support lines in web hosting one day I get a call from a girl. She sounded like she was between 20 -25,
    kinda naive, sweet and innocent kind of voice.
    She was talking about a site that she couldn't ftp to. Asked her for the domain name; she wouldn't give it
    to me.

    The conversation went like this:

    Me: Well; if you don't give me the domain name, I really can't help you.
    Her: How about my userid and password?
    Me: Sure; but that's not going to help me in looking up the domain in whois. Let me have
    the domain name and we can get on troubleshooting your issue.
    Her: Well it's not my domain. It's my bosses. I want to make that clear.
    Me: Why don't you put him on the phone? (Keeping in mind that my calls are timed and I am most
    likely being monitored by a human bean...)
    Her: Oh no! He thinks I know what I'm doing.
    Me:(???)
    Her: The thing is; the domain name is *really* embarrassing and I would prefer not to say it out loud.
    Me: Don't worry about a thing. (very conversationally now - woman to woman)I'm a woman if that's what you're
    worried about; so don't be embarrassed. Believe me; I hear all kinds.
    Her: I can't.....
    Me: How bout spelling it for me then?
    Her: k-r-u-s-t-y-p-a-n-t-i-e-s.com

    Talk about laughing all day....
     
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  18. anthonycea

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    #58
    There you go ST, a good example to be crawled over and over, nice job FWW :) ;) :p :p
     
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    #59
    5000+ posts at the expense of his reputation...
     
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  20. Diamondbacks

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    #60
    I have a hunch it won't take you that long. ;)
     
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