Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson." <-This is true! I forgot to mention. What he actually said was "My dear Watson. It is emelemtary." (doesn't have quite the same ring to it though). And on the subject of quotes: Captain James Tiberius Kirk did never said "Beam me up, Scotty". He did, however, say "Scotty. Beam me up." Again, down to it being better the first time round, eh?