You couldn't make this stuff up. Apparently there is a trade in stolen body parts <shudder> From MSN:
If I have an operation where they need to use cadaver parts to fix me, I will make sure to specify "From a non-STD carrying dead guy, please."
You might want to qualify that a bit further by asking for a "youngish, non-std carrying dead person who consented prior to their death"
Only if you get caught!!! <evil-laugh> HAHAHA!!! </evil-laugh> (this would be a good spot for one of those smilies with the devil horns)