The man is obviously a shithead, and has no idea at all. A half empty pub on Cup Final day is a pub not worth going to IMO.
Actually Tops all you need to do is ask for a glass of water [tap] and he is legally obliged to supply it free of charge. That been said he can still ask you to leave once you have consumed it as he is the licensee however you could ask for the police to come.....and he may have found that a little embarrasing!!!!! Funny some people heh!!!
This thread is starting to bother me, I really don't need to spot one, I see one everytime I look in the mirror
Why not, VS and Shawn call me much worse Foxy, not to mention Mella PS: No Minstrel, my Dad and Compar and Shawn have called me an idiot so much I am starting to believe it myself
AC, will you get rid of that avatar? If you don't want to be you, I can accept that. But stop all this transexualism... it's confusing me
I am Shakira's representative on the forum circuit, she hired me to handle her promotion on Digital Point, sorry Minstrel I am obligated to a contract at this time
I would rather look at Dr. Phil, that woman was a waste of film and air time going back to Cheers or whatever that sorry show was
OK I've been monitoring hits here and none of you have made DP any revenue so I'm going to have to ask you all to get the hell out of this forum. Shawn pays hosting for this you know. How dare you! Anyway, interesting to see a pub-story like this gets the DP League of Gentlemen (Bob & Foxy) back on the scene that quick... Shawn didn't show up this morning, which leaves me a little disappointed, but I can laugh about the ordeal now more than yesterday when I was literally stumped. Thanks to all who supported me during this period of insecurity and those 7 who think I drink too slow or find me an asshole better never invite me for a drink .
I was there... I slept on the bench out front with a knife in hand. Some guy was looking the windows before they opened up, so I stabbed him. Then I felt bad because it was the wrong guy, so I went home.
Okay TOPS! Your back on form. Now on you go back to the Saucy Kettle, demand your by bloody law given glass of tap water, drink it slowly, .... s-l-o-w-l-y .... and THEN stab the bugger!