Spam from shah maan - humor of the day

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by Smyrl, Apr 22, 2009.

  1. #1
    Sure I want to promote a site that was never mine and has not existed in several years!

    Oh the places you'll go,
    The pennicles you'll climb.
    Your attention to detail,
    Is simply sublime!

    You'll spam and your'll pimp,
    And maybe you'll cry,
    My career's in the loo.
    I do wonder why? :eek:

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    Dear Website Owner,

    65% of people searching the Internet will never find your web site unless you're ranked on first page of Google, MSN, or Yahoo. If I help you obtain as much as 4 times more WEB traffic to your online business by promoting you to the first page of the search engines would you be interested?

    Our company is on the first page when you search on Google for our primary search term "SEO Company." We would like to do the same for your web site so you can come up for your main keywords as well? All of our processes use the most ethical "white hat" Search Engine Optimization techniques that will not get your website banned or penalized.

    This special SEO program includes:
    • No upfront fees
    • A month-to-month program
    • More traffic guaranteed

    Please reply to my email and I would be happy to send you a proposal.
    ______________________________________________________________________
    Sincerely,
    shah maan

    501 VERDUGO WAY
    WESTLAKE VILLAGE , CA
    91362 - USA
     
    Smyrl, Apr 22, 2009 IP
  2. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #2
    what's the humor in that again?
     
    Project Mobius, Apr 22, 2009 IP
  3. Digital_shubhi

    Digital_shubhi Illustrious Member

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    #3
    Same here... :rolleyes: :p
    Whats in it. :rolleyes:

    oh got it so it was a SPAM. lol:D

    - DIgital -
     
    Digital_shubhi, Apr 22, 2009 IP
  4. Smyrl

    Smyrl Tomato Republic Staff

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    #4
    The humor to me is they spammed me regarding a site I never owned and that has been offline at least a couple of years.
     
    Smyrl, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    #5
    just for time pass. but nice share
     
    submissionguru, Apr 23, 2009 IP
  6. aneel90

    aneel90 Banned

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    #6
    iT's not humourous but thx for sharing
     
    aneel90, Apr 23, 2009 IP