Something special in the air?

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by GTech, Dec 5, 2006.

  1. #1
    If I hadn't read it, I'd never believe it. Flight grounded for farting woman lighting matches to mask the odor.

    http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210

    I can just see the lockerroom comparisons one day:

    Lisa: I cleared the restroom at Walmart once.
    Debbie: yeah? well I cleared out a taxi cab once.
    Jennifer: oh, that's nothing, I cleared out most of a food court at the mall
    Melinda: I've got ya all beat, I grounded an American Airlines flight once!
     
    GTech, Dec 5, 2006 IP
  2. cormac

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    #2
    What the? She must be a complete nut!

    Strange that you are allowed paper safety matches onboard although you cant use them. Why not ban them altogether as a safety precaution?

    Nice avatar by the way, lol.
     
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  3. wordscientist

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    #3
    Trying to mask fart odor, my ass...that woman is part of the Taliban or some shit and apparently isn't too quick on her feet if she told authorities that cockamamie story. LMAO
     
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  4. Austars

    Austars Active Member

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    How old was this lady? I'd imagine she was very old and didn't think of any other means to 'cover her scent.'
     
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  5. GTech

    GTech Rob Jones for President!

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    I smell a fart conspiracy coming on :D

    TS: Yeah, love the new avatar!
     
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    earlpearl Well-Known Member

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    #6
    We need to clear the air on this topic :D
     
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  7. TechEvangelist

    TechEvangelist Guest

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    I think she was trying to light up a fart bomb and blow up the plane. Sounds like a terrorist attack to me. :eek:
     
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  8. debunked

    debunked Prominent Member

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    She read the thread that bigdoug started about wmd gas bombs and was just trying to light it to add to it.
     
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    AGS Notable Member

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    #9
    Nice post GTech. [​IMG]

    This is the first time I have actually laughed at one of your posts (for the right reasons anyway) :D
     
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    Man, farting on airplanes is messed up! No open windows or anything... I always feel bad :)
     
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  11. ServerUnion

    ServerUnion Peon

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    apparently the new xray machines didn't pick up her nipple bombs. They must have thought she was just cold.
     
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    Lol .. had she not heard of deodrants? or is that banned on flights too
     
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    jaree Well-Known Member

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    It was banned when i was on internation trip last time :mad: they took it and never even returned in addition to my Charlie :D

    Thats actually funny ROFL:D :D
     
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    ROFL :D
    She shouldnt have ate from Krispy Kreme....


     
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    FOX LORE Notable Member

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    LOL funny post..i feel a fart coming on...
     
    FOX LORE, Dec 7, 2006 IP