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Something for copywriters to enjoy!

Discussion in 'Copywriting' started by JEET, May 9, 2020.

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    Somebody posted this on facebook, something for copywriters to enjoy!

    The bandage was wound around the wound.

    The farm was used to produce produce.

    The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

    We must polish the Polished furniture.

    He could lead if he would get the lead out.

    The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

    Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

    A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

    When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

    I did not object to the object.

    The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

    There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.

    They were too close to the door to close it.
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    A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

    To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

    The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

    After a number of injections my jaw got number.

    Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

    I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

    How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
     
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    Spoiltdiva Illustrious Member

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    It was at night, I opened the window and this black furry thing flew in. I had no choice, I had to bat the bat. Yes I did, I killed it right then and there!
     
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    You are good with bat!
     
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    #4
    This one could be expanded a bit.

    "We must polish the polished Polish furniture."

    Or maybe there was a typo and he meant:

    "We must polish the Polish furniture."

    Also, someone should come up with something using all seven different meanings of "slough" which have many different pronunciations.
     
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    The dashing knight said good night to his lady fair. Then told her that he would see her again by the sea.
     
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    You say tomato, I say tomato... :)
     
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    The patient's patience impressed another patient patient.
     
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    Even though she knows that your nose is too big, she will still go with you to the ball and have a ball while she is bouncing her ball.
     
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    The sewer did not like sewing in the sewer.
     
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    Though he made it through the trough, it was tough because he was allergic to the bough of the tree that was blocking his progress and it made him cough and hiccough.
     
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    There was the strange case of a girl who tripped over a case. She did indeed slip and tore her slip and hurt her back in the process, but the silly thing came back and did it all again!
     
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