Gran'pa and gran'ma celebrate their 50 years of marriage. The son takes gran'pa apart and want to ask him a couple of delicate questions. -"gran'pa, how is your sex life after 50 years of marriage?" -"well, son, you see, when you are young, you do it every night, and in every positions. After 30 years, you do it once a week, and only using the missionary position. And after 50 years, it's only with the mouth." -"with the mouth, gran'pa?...Amazing...I didn't know..." -"well, I go to my bedroom, your grand mother goes to her bedroom, and when we turn the light off, we shout to each other: Go fuck yourself, idiot!"
Nice one!! BtW what is the reason in every joke the husband seems so pissed off ?? is there is any relation of this in actual life ?:?
" Q. What is the difference between Love marriage and Arranged marriage? A. In Love marriage, you marry your girlfriend while in arranged marriage you marry someone else' girlfriend. " This one makes me laugh...very true in today's society.... Thanks for sharing
Q. What is the difference between Love marriage and Arranged marriage? A. In Love marriage, you marry your girlfriend while in arranged marriage you marry someone else' girlfriend. Thats so funny and even true