Some Jokes For You

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    A drunk staggers into a Catholic church, enters a confessional box and sits down. The priest coughs a few times to get the drunks attention,but the drunk just sits there. Finally the priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles "ain't no use knocking there's no paper on this side either.

    You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right is a sharp drop off, on your left is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you. What must you do to get out of this HIGHLY DANGEROUS situation??????


    GET YOUR DRUNK ASS OFF THE MERRY-GO-ROUND!!
     
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    Love that second one! :D
     
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    The second one is hilarious :d
     
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    I vaguely recall being in similar situations...both times!! :D:D
     
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    As the priest or as the drunk?? :p:D
     
    buffalo, Sep 8, 2007 IP
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    I like the second joke too
     
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    The drunk in the confession box is hilarious :D
     
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