Some Interesting Indian Jokes

Hi, There are lots of members in this forum but no one is posting funny jokes here. I am posting few jokes here. Hope you all also share jokes :

Santa-main apni biwi ko BA karwaonga
Fir MA
Fir PHD karwaonga
or phir badhiya si Naukri dilwaonga.

Banta-Phir aacha sa ladka dekh ke uski
shaadi bhi karwa dena.....

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Husband on Suhagraat-
Jee karta hai teri julfo mai kho jau,
Jhumko par jhool jau,
Ankhon mai doob jau

Wife- Niche bhi aaoge ya kisi aur ko bulaao

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A father was teaching
the spelling of word "ASSASSINATION"
to his child.

He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

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lol..
The first one is really funny.

 

can you change that in English so that everyone can understand it.

 

hahahahaha.... good ones

 

Sorry digitalduke I cannot translate it in english otherwise it will tasteless. Definately I will post funny jokes in english next time. Thanks for your reply.

 

Was it just me who thought that was a bit lame?

 

Haha Nice Jokes.. Specially first and last ones are good.

here is one from me:

 

hehehe, funny jokes

Specially the last one.

Jason

 

excellent yaar...it is the best joke...haa haa nishar ho gaya...

 

I guess the jokes would be funny if I could read it.

 

hahahaha really nice one...teaching assassination..hahah i would never ever forget the spellings now

 

oh man can someone translate?

You know whats sad Im from india and I dont understand this. But then again there are a million languages back home

 

I don't understand the jokes. Do we have to send messages with language which the others can't understand?

 

Whoa that is kinda sad... you dont understand hindi? And actually there are about 500 odd languages in India

 

naw not hindi. I can do gujrati. Yep im a gugi, and yea but each one usually just has minor differences in them

 

Translation for non-indians?

 

I really like the nissar one nissar ho gaya,LMAO

 

This is for non-hindi :

Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"

 

Last one is very funny.

Here's few more Indian jokes;

1. Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara? Sardar "yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Saree Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".

2. In an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr....
Interviewer shouts: stop it!
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup...

3. Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai!!!