Ok friends Get is More jokes Beautiful Child Teacherrove that ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc+abc Student: a boy over a girl+ 2 minute pain+ 4 white drops+ 9 months course = A beautiful child Half Of 8 Teacher: How much is half of 8? Student: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Student: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0! Sxy Ques Salesgirl: Sorry sir u cant smoke here. Customer: But i bought cigar from this shop. Girl: We sell condom also, but it doesn't mean u start f*cking. Boy Or Girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother. Holes Father:my five year old son is very naughty he made all our female servants pregnant Dr: how? Father: he took a pin and made a hole in all my condoms. Nurse Pssy Nurse lost her cat, nurse in d hospital: Any1 got a p*ssy? All women stood up I mean any1 seen a p*ssy? All men stoood up I meant any1 seen my p*ssy? All doctors stood up. Clever Daughter Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them. Dont Do It Make Love to ur Girl friend On Valentine day. She Will Give u Gud News on Mothers day n u Will have a child on childrens day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on... Dec 1 (AIDS day) Dirty Mind Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES Door Bell Lady calls a men for repairing door bell. A men doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, a men replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. Couples B4 Wedding Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? .?.?.? .... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! Orders Boss: Did you get any orders today? Salesman: Yes, I got two! Boss: Congratulations! What were they? Salesman: "Get out!" and "Stay out!" Fun with your girlfriend U are a... B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU B***H* Making A Joke Father: Dear son This time you have to gain at least 95 marks.. Son: No dad, I will gain 100 marks this time.. Father: Why are you making a joke.. Son: Who started first ..????? Style 2 Propose Girl New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.. Confession A man was dying n his wife was holding his hand 4 the last time. "I got 2 tell u sumthing hun" said the man very weakly. "It's ok" said the wife. The man insist, "I hve 2 say tht I cheated on u!!" The wife: "I know, juz relax n let the poison do its job."
Last year I upgraded from *Girlfriend version 7.0* to *Wife version 1.0*. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, *Wife 1.0*installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as *Poker Night 10.3*, *Football 5.0* , *Hunting and Fishing 7.5*, and *Racing 3.6** * I can't seem to keep *Wife 1.0* in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to *Girlfriend 7.0* , but the uninstall doesn't work on *Wife 1.0*. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. ___________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. *Wife 1.0* is an *OPERATING SYSTEM.*. You cannot go back to *Girlfriend 7.0* because *Wife 1.0* is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under*Warnings-Alimony-Child Support*. I recommend that you keep *Wife1.0* and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application *"Yes Dear"* to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command* **C:\APOLOGIZE* because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. * Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance*. *Wife 1.0* comes with several support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0* , *Cook It 1.5* and *Do Bills 4.2*. However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program*Nag Nag** **9.5. *Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of* Wife 1.0* is to purchase additional software called *Flowers 2.1* and *Diamonds 5.0* ! * WARNING!!!** DO NOT* , under any circumstances, install *Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3*. This application is not supported by* Wife 1.0* and will *cause irreversible damage to the operating system. * Best of luck, Tech Support