ha ha ! very funny, you really cheered me up ! i was really boored a moment ago thanks for sharing with us
my jokes for u Why are you pregnant Mom: Why are you pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in school about "Miracle of Life". Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter: I don't know, it is a group project. Cook Shirt A girl wear sleeveless t-shirt She wrote C on her right arm L on her left arm Guess y? Becuz she is showing that she is cool Do It Slowly Boy : "Tell me, is it going in? " Girl : " Yeah.. " Boy : " Is it hurting? " Girl : "Oh yeah.. ouch its hurting.. " Boy : "Ok.. i wil put it in slowly now. " Girl : " Argh..still hurting.. " Boy : "Sorry lets try the other shoe Miss.. " Innocent Kid Kid :- Mom, I want a Baby Brother. Mom :- Dear, Ur Dad is in Foreign, when he comes back we'll talk over it. Kid :- Why don't u just Surprise him??? Pass N Fail Dad if u pass in exams i will present u 1 Cycle. Son: If i fail? Dad: I will present 10 Cycle. Son: WHY? Dad: To open Cycle Shop... !! In Love Wife: I think our Daughter is in Love with Someone. Husband: How Do You Know? Wife: Bcoz She Is Not Asking For Pocket Money..!! Write 55 A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!! Bank Account Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account. Different Father One man asks his wife.Our 4th son always looked different from the other 3 , did he have a different father ? Wife : yes Man : Whose it ? Wife : Yours.