1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him. 2.There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through hell. 3.A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine." 4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. 5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married. 6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours." 7. "What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day." 8."Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. " I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?". "A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" The husband replied. Because I work like a horse,live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow."
when someone marriage is fixed.A guy and girl is believed in love that time. And 2month of married they think that they are in heaven.But after that the guy life is like a tennis table ball.He just moving table to table.
nice, why not copy all these ones from another thread as well? http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=114080
Oh these are good ones, it's true all true, eventually you'll get fed up with your wife all around and marriage will turn into this.
There's time to time when you get bored but there's still some time when you get romantic with your wife.