Three terrorists -- an Afghan, an Indian and a Pakistani -- are sentenced to death. They are allowed to choose the type of death they want to die. The Afghan chooses to be shot. He is shot dead. The Indian chooses to be hanged. He is hanged to death. The Pakistani chooses to be injected with AIDS virus. He is injected with it. The Pakistani laughs out loud. He asks the guards to do it again. The guards comply. The Pakistani then laughs hysterically. The guards ask him why he is laughing. He says, "You cannot kill me, losers! I've worn a condom!"